The Republic of A goddess is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Antares with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.305 billion goddessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Olympus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The strong goddessian economy, worth 324 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 61,153 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,107 per year while the poor average 13,734, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, children often kick swans for amusement, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. A goddess's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druidism.

A goddess is ranked 226,505^th in the world and 15^th in Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious for Most Patriotic, with 3.23 flags saluted per person per day.